Sumi H. Inkblot

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^ agreeing with fishr- excellent speech. Did you know that Edison tried and failed nearly 2,000 times while making the incandescent light bulb and when asked about it he said, ...

I don't know, as I haven't read the book in Q, but I love DWJ's work. Favorite is definitely Howl's Moving Castle. Palindromes are fun- just look at Weird Al's ...

I believe you, I just thought "nice guy gets in car crash blah" thing was a bit...coincidental. But if you say so, I believe it ^^

10/10! Brilliant, especially about Kutcher- I would say the same 'bout Orlando Bloom. The Eragon quip is priceless! XD

[s]:whispers: YESSSSSSSSSSSS! :does a quick jig:[/s] :P

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McMourning's caught the majority of spelling-blah, so now for something completely different. :D 1. While it's understandable that you would put dreams in italics, people only use italics when it's ...

:coughLEOJEANcough: :points up at that significantly, eyebrows raised: This was good, and I couldn't find many errors. ^^ "What's so funny?" I'd asked , sitting next to you. Just stuff ...

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Just so we're sure, has anyone angered Pat Buchanan and had the curse of Murphy's Law put on them? :lol:

Oh, whew. -_-U Thanks, Jack, I was freaking out when I was trying to look at my portfolio.

Wow....what an interesting thought ^_^ It's much too short for me to give a proper 'tique, so forgive me for being brief. The idea is interesting, as is the straw-thing, ...

But now that you've removed the "original" sections, you have, like, 4 reviewers you're going to listen to, total. And you aren't supposed to please everybody- you want the general ...

O.K., your most obvious flaw here is that you're not using the law of natural punctuation. ^^ The rule of natural punctuation is this: when you're talking to a friend, ...